Sir Winston is no ordinary pig, no sir. Some would say he be a genius, with a mind sharper than a Yonder thorn and a heart as loyal as they come. This clever swine is most certainly the brains of the drifter crew. Shame he be too lazy to put all that brainpower to good use.

Gnorm the Gnome

And then there be Gnorm, what to say about Gnorm? Let's just say he has a knack for getting into all sorts of mischief. But that's a tale for another day.